nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone

(via vlondrxv)

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

(Source: lettucefetish, via t-0ngues)

noire-pandora:

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

(via t-0ngues)

m-eg:

how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up

(via t-0ngues)